Unholy Confessions
(via bless-this-mess-ah)
(via penguinsinmypants)
porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
porn site:
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
(via ikilledamanwithatrident)
(Source: lanceedora, via togetherforevernoregrets)
(Source: thebestlolz, via indoctrinated-fidelity)
(Source: madeupmonkeyshit, via antiic)
